cosmicspread:

u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun

(via pizza)

slydigged:

sexual orientation: not u

(Source: cynicalslut666, via perks-of-being-chinese)

roavaswardrobe:

assvvipe:

summer lovin
had me a blast
summer lovin
dick in my ass

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(Source: roughness, via kianlawley)

kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

(Source: kanyewesticle, via splders)

confirmance:

The hardest thing about realizing you don’t love me, is that you spent so much time pretending that you did.

(Source: confirmance, via perks-of-being-chinese)

methbusters:

who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot

(via pizza)

d0nn0:

Me: omg babe keep it down you’re gonna wake my parents!

Computer: *huummmmmmmmmmmmmm*

(via stilesstilinskli)

applevevo:

listening to a sad song that has a nice beat

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(via kianlawley)

  • Mom: who are you texting?
  • Me: nobody
  • Mom: what are you doing then?
  • Me: nothing
  • breakfast: 3pm
  • dinner: 11pm
  • more food: 1am
  • midnight snack: 4am

raddventure:

You know whats fucking scary? The fact that I could literally change my life at any moment. I could stop talking to everyone that makes me unhappy. I could kiss whoever i want. I could shave my head or get on a plane or take my own life. Nothing is stopping me. The entire world is in my hands, and I have no idea what to do with it.

(Source: jamesbabeshaw, via bemyforeverandalwaysss)

humorous:

thedemigodinitiative:

Finishing homework at 4am

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(via pizza)